The original version of my website provided a mostly accurate but facetious year-by-year summary of my life thus far. Now older and wiser, I realize that I don't necessarily want to make it so obvious how old I am. I recognize it's not hard to find out, given everything else that's on the internet, but no need to feed the flames.
As such, I'm not entirely sure how to use this page anymore, so I guess I'll just go with:
now.